The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

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The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

December 12 — The Rep Theatre, Rochester 7:00pm
December 13 — The Rep Theatre, Rochester 2:00pm
December 13 — The Rep Theatre, Rochester 7:00pm
December 14 — Crossings, Zumbrota 2:00pm
December 19 — St. Mane Theatre, Lanesboro 7:00pm
December 20 — Mantorville Opera House, Mantorville 7:00pm

“Hey! Unto you a child is born!”

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever is the story of the Herdmans—the nastiest, dirtiest kids in the history of the world. They lie, steal, smoke cigars, swear, and hit little kids. So no one is prepared when this outlaw family invades church one Sunday and decides to take over the annual Christmas pageant.

None of the Herdmans has ever heard the Christmas story before. In their interpretation, the Wise Men are a bunch of dirty spies and Herod needs a good beating. Although most of the church members are initially up in arms, there’s no doubt that the Herdmans will make this year’s pageant the most memorable anyone has seen and, just possibly,
the best one ever.

Tickets are $10 for the show in Rochester and $7 at the St. Mane Theatre in Lanesboro, the Mantorville Opera House, Crossings in Zumbrota ($5 for children 12 and under at this location).
All tickets can be purchased by e-mailing BoxOffice@WordsPlayers.org or calling (507) 378-2910. Tickets for the Crossings show can be reserved through the Words Players e-mail or by calling Crossings at (507) 732-7616.